10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.