10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed