10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Fold and live to fold again
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."