10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.