10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)