10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.