10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes