10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson