10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."