10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986