10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.