10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)