10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers