10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker