10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.