10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach