10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.