10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.