10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.