10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.