10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com