10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword