10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson