10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fold and live to fold again
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.