10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)