10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes