10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.