10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.