10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine