10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer