10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."