10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"