10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed