10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament