10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.