10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is