10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• It's Free To Fold...
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.