10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.