10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves