10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth