10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth