10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "No river, no fish."