10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier