10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05