10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak