10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.