10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi