10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez