10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!