10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986